Do you know Suburban Sprawl’s xmas music collections? They were active from 2001 to 13, and gained a worldwide following after Boing Boing featured them one year…

Classics like

• “my uncle ruined christmas again”,
• “the govt don’t get sh*t for xmas”, and
• “December Babies Get The Birthday Shaft”

Grab your collection here: suburbansprawlmusic.com/xmas/

yes i say “xmas” because i am not a christian, and i have conscientious objection to the way this secular society panders to the nonsense of christian beliefs, especially given the recent rise of “Christian nationalism” which seems to be a giant furnace of hatred and delusion.