Here in Melbourne, smoke covers the city again. The sun peers through the haze like a big red sore eye. It’s hard to breathe. New Zealander firefighters are shown injured on the television.

Australia trounces England in the Ashes Test Cricket. Another bloody summer. The streets were full of road rage yesterday.

All sorts of people put things online. Take a look at this crazy guy – he calls himself Sid Secret. i think he’s the next LonelyGirl15.