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		<title>Eastlink Hell, LoL?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[First attempt to read the car Reg. over the phone: &#8220;i&#8217;m sorry, i didn&#8217;t hear anything. Please tell me the registration number..&#8221; second attempt &#8220;Did you say ROFL w t f 6 8 3 ?&#8221; another go: &#8220;Did you say LOL w t f 6 8 3 ?&#8221; i was sure the insanely cheerful machine [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="color: #800000;"><strong>First attempt to read the car Reg. over the phone: </strong></span></p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/37855527@N00/140747997/"><img class="alignright" title="plug and play" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/46/140747997_b1b4edecaa_m_d.jpg" alt="" width="181" height="240" /></a>&#8220;i&#8217;m sorry, i didn&#8217;t hear anything. Please tell me the registration number..&#8221;</p>
<p><em><strong>second attempt</strong></em></p>
<p>&#8220;Did you say ROFL w t f 6 8 3 ?&#8221;</p>
<p><em><strong>another go</strong>: </em></p>
<p>&#8220;Did you say LOL w t f 6 8 3 ?&#8221;</p>
<p>i was sure the insanely cheerful machine at the other end of the phone line was giving me some kind of internet speak as well as the registration number. In fact i&#8217;m sure the eastlink machine with the personality disorder was laughing at me.. in LOLCATS language.</p>
<p><span style="color: #003300;"><strong><em>&#8220;For F sake,&#8221; i cried, &#8220;What does it take to get a live human being around here.&#8221;</em></strong></span></p>
<p>&#8220;Now transferring you to an operator.&#8221;</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/71038389@N00/3539122374/"><img class="alignleft" title="Bates Hotel" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2121/3539122374_f312e80ba2_m_d.jpg" alt="" width="161" height="240" /></a>$5 to drive to Frankston these days.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/71038389@N00/3539122374/"></a>But all that ART along the way makes it almost worth the cash. The mini-hotel? Hilarious!</p>
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<p>photo credit: (creative commons at flickr) <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/37855527@N00/140747997/">Thanks: peter forret</a>, and <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/71038389@N00/3539122374/">Vermin Inc</a>.</p>
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