five by five » motionless http://michalk.id.au/5x5 michael's adventures .. in the world Fri, 27 Apr 2012 11:36:56 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Do the Motionless, Yah http://michalk.id.au/5x5/2007/12/do-the-motionless-yah/ http://michalk.id.au/5x5/2007/12/do-the-motionless-yah/#comments Tue, 04 Dec 2007 10:37:00 +0000 admin http://michalk.id.au/5x5/?p=89
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    Or .. Do the Motionless Standstill.
    It’s the latest craze.
    Mm-hm, the Stock-still (apparently).

    Would you believe the Very Slow Robot?
    The Freeze Frame? The Matrix Slow-Mo?

    Sigh! Will i ever live this down? Standing still on a dancefloor !?
    No way .. i wasn’t .. i didn’t .. those people, they’re being disingenuous!


    Look i’m sorry you got called ‘paranoid’.
    i know you’re just Normal within a Paranoid Society.
    Can’t we just be mates? Maaaaate?

    That’s it for me and dancefloors, we’re over!
    I’m just going to sit still at a table with my beer and a my mates,
    staring at the chicks on the chequered squares
    .. like a Normal Aussie Bloke.

    “You say, Everything’s All right. I Say, Nothing can go right Babe. Chequered Love.”
    Yah. Right.

    (images: thanks Carf and aardvaark)

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